This was true 10 years ago:

A former M.A.Y.A. and ice cream addict, I reside in the District of Columbia. I still haven’t gotten used to the concept of actual seasons. If you want to know even more, this should suit your purposes.

Here’s what is true now:
I reside in the American Southwest. I did get used to actual seasons and now I feel slightly peeved that I live in a place that doesn’t recognize them. I went back to ice cream because it came back to me. Everything else is accurate.